codshit.com: Ali G Unleashed on America

Monday 10 February 2003

Ali G Unleashed on America

As if we needed any more proof that the pen was mightier than the sword, Ali might end up getting himself sued or banged up in Gitmo but he's still the funniest thing this side of the Millenium! Looks like we've got a new secret weapon :-)

Ali G is wreaking havoc in the US by duping top American figures in a new series of spoof interviews.

The gangsta rapper fooled ex-CIA director R James Woolsey into thinking he was presenting an educational show for children.

He quizzed him about the assassination of President John F Kennedy and told him to cast his mind "back to the grassy knoll" - a reference to the shooting in Dallas in 1963.

Leaning in closer, he asked: "Now, who really shot JR?"

The bemused former spy chief replied: "Don't you mean JFK?"

But Woolsey was not the only one who failed to see the funny side of 31-year-old Sacha Baron Cohen's creation.

Other high-profile scalps taken include Newt Gingrich, former speaker of the House of Representatives, and James Baker, United Nations mediator.

In his trademark wraparound shades and Tommy Hilfiger hat, Ali G asked Gingrich if he thought America would ever have a woman president.

On being told: "Yes," he added: "Aren't you worried that she will spend all her time shopping for shoes and getting facials?

"What if she fell in love with Saddam Hussein? We all know that women just love a bastard." Ali, catchphrase "Boyakasha", is too well known in Britain to make fools of public figures these days.

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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'...they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'....
.: Alexi Sayle :.

If you confront the Universe with good intentions in your heart it will reflect that and reward your intent... usually... It just doesn't always do it in the way you expect.
.: G'kar :.

So there, we have figured it out, go back to bed America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed America, here's American Gladiators. Here's 56 channels of it. Watch these pituitary retards bang their fuckin skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America, you are free... to do as we tell you.
.: Bill Hicks :.

Let there be no doubt that the people of the free world are engaged in a war... In the next few years, we are either going to see the people of the free world rise up against these fascists, now setting the stage for global war, or we are going to see the end of democracy as we know it with martial law the end result.
.: David Shayler :.

Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war.
.: Albert Einstein :.

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